for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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