end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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