this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
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I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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