Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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