Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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