Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
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Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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