found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
