have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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