Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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