matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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