Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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