I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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