but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
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My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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