Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
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My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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