I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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