i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
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I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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