i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
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So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
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and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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