What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
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I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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