What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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