I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i think my tv is drunk
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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