please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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