me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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