There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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