You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
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