It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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