Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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