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there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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