Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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