also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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Be still, my beating vagina.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
He has the fingertips of a God
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