I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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