What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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