CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
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Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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