Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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