he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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