OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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