In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
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