Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Randomize