i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
tell me about the eggs
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