Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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