Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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