the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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