areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
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Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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