i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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