? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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i came on her dog
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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