Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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