good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
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"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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