Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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So squirting runs in the family.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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