quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
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you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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