college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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