just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
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