O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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