and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
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Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
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she was concerned about my dick piercings.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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