she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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