jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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