I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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