I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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