I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
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